ARTIFACT #001: 100% WOVEN ACRYLIC
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hatwifanon
$wifanon
ORIGIN: Originally worn by a Shiba Inu ($WIF).
PROPHECY: The dog was only the vehicle. The hat is the eternal spirit. It transcends species, identities, and wallets.
THE LORE: Anyone can wear it. Satoshi. You. The dev. Literally just an anon wif hat.
SOLANA CONTRACT ADDRESS:
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DECENTRALIZED FIT
One size fits all: Dogs, cats, frogs, humans, and anons.
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ANONYMITY SHIELD
Pulls down over your ears and eyes. Uncancellable privacy.
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UNOWNABLE ENTITY
You don't own the hat. The hat temporarily occupies your headspace.
KNIT-NOMICS
Zero friction, pure spun wool
TOTAL YARN SUPPLY
1,000,000,000
100% Fair Launch on Pump.fun
STITCH TAX
0% / 0%
Zero buy or sell fees
MIGRATION TARGET
RAYDIUM
Auto-bonding curve deployment